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Male Baby Pit Bull Terrier / Retriever (Unknown Type)

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Astrid

Chihuahua

There’s no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing, but I can try for your heart. Our dr... show more

There’s no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing, but I can try for your heart. Our dreams, and they are made out of real things. Like a shoebox of photographs Wish sepia-toned loving…. Love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart. Like why are we here? And where do we go? And how come it’s so hard? It’s not always easy and Sometimes life can be deceiving. I’ll tell you one thing, it’s always better when we’re together. Unless you happen to be… A MAN! In that case…. All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies, all the single ladies Now put your hands up! Up in the club, we just broke up I’m doing my own little thing Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a collar on it If you liked it, then you should have put a collar on it Don’t be mad once you see another human wants it If you liked it, then you should have put a collar on it Oh, oh, oh That’s right, ladies. I’m Astrid, AKA Beyonce, if you’re nasty. And that’s just what I think men are- nasty, yucky, and untrustworthy. If I sound like I’m coming off like a bitter woman scorned, it’s because I am! Some man did me wrong, real wrong, but I’m a quick learner and know that I’ll never put myself in that position ever again. That’s why I’ve sworn off men. Forever. And ever. And ever and ever. And, ever. So, I’m a single lady looking for another single lady. I’m looking for an estrogen-only home that is filled with peace and comfort. I love to play- with you, or with kids, or with other dogs. Once I warm up to you and establish that sacred trust, I’m all in. I will be Velcro to your side and will protect, comfort, and love for you forever. And ever. And ever and ever. And ever. Because, like I said, life is always better when you and I are together. So single lady, what are you waiting for? Come put a collar on me. show less