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Adopt Troy Aikman

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About Troy Aikman

Good afternoon, and welcome NFL on Fox, sponsored by SNIPSA. I'm Troy Aikman, and I'll be announcing today's match-up. Up for adoption, we have…me! Well, this is a first. I've never reported a game about myself before. But now that we're doing it, I'd love to tell you a little bit about me… I am considered one of the all-time Cowboy greats. I won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys in the '90s and a Super Bowl MVP. I'm in the Pro Football Hall of Fame and now have this announcing job on Fox. I think my career continued off the field because I'm smart. And reliable. And loyal. And people like me. They say I'm relatable. And likable. And a natural leader. Back in the day, as the new owner of the Cowboys, I was Jerry Jones's first draft pick. And I made sure he never regretted it. Now that my football career is over, I'm back in the draft pool, and I want to be your first cat pick. Under these big muscles and chiseled cheekbones, I'm as loyal and loving as they come. And I promise to love my new family as much as I love Sunday football. I can't wait to meet you. Apply to adopt me today!

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Name
Troy Aikman
Age
Baby
Gender
Male
Size
Small
Shots up to date
YES
Ok with kids
YES
Housetrained
Not Sure
Hypoallergenic
Not Sure
Spayed / Neutered
YES
Ok with dogs
YES
Ok with cats
YES
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